After perusing a couple of entertaining blogs about text messages and the like in recent times i was considering what type of rediculous messages i have received in the past. The inception of this blog is based around the basic principle of trawling through pages of old Myspace comments and losing my mind over how gross/funny/distressing/entertaining they are. So rather than attempting to beguile you with some sort of verbose and ultimately pointless introduction I shall let the comments themselves do the talking.
Shelly Bobby Aka Kade Hinds
4.55PM on March 8 2006 what do you do when madden steals your wife, your ex is sending you hectic poems, you have no money to drink and cant afford to come back to thirroulawatu to see dec? ill probably just sob into my pillow lol
Trout Face Aka Tom Fetterplace 3.41 pm June 12 2005
some chick said she seen you the other day and that she lives on the hill at headies somewhere and that she owns you in the water or some crap shes pretty hot can you tell her to own me on land..
Rachael- a girl I actually dated 5.24 pm August 7 2005
U R the sUnShinE of mY LiFe,
tHat'S Y i'Ll aLwAys sTaY aROunD.
u R tHe ApPlE of mY eYE
4eVa U'LL sTAY iN My hEaRt,
i FeeL lIKe tHiS is ThE BeGiNNinG
ThOUGh i'Ve LoVeD u FoR a MiLLiOn YeArS
aNd iF i ThOuGht OuR lOvE was EndINg
i'D fInD mySElF DrowNiNG in MY oWn TeArS
YoU mUsT OF knOwN tHAt i WaS lOnElY
b'CoS U cAmE tOo mY rEsCuE
aNd I kNoW tHaT thIS mUsT BE HEAVEN
hOw Can So MuCh lOvE bE InSiDe Of yOu???
i LOVE YOU sO mUcH DeC!!!!
This Place is a Brother aka Sam Curtain 3.42 pm October 29 2005
rumor has it kooteys is going to be in the next destruction derby in dapto or some shit! tell me these are all lies as if they would let ronald mcdonald drive...
Pretty Whores- Aka a Chick I don’t know 9.41 pm November 30 2005
dec.. good lord.
gosh iam sorry ok. i didnt mean to not write back!! i get confused with my comments.
gosh.
can we still be friends?
i hope so cos your pretty much one cool cat in my books thats for sure.
hehe.
what have you been up to??
anythng rad ra rad?
i hope so.
well talk to me more often.. and ill be a big lil comment whore with you?
kk
♥
tulsi
xxxx
Koots aka James Cayley 7.25 pm December 7 2005
wooo im on the piss already man glasshouse tonight. got my bandage off today it looks so seedy they took stitches out too my pin is in for another 3 weeks then i get an external splint. ill have it wen im in the cookies so devo. im gunna surf anyway. cya wen u get back man love u baby
Daniel Madden 9 Dec 2005 1:42 PM
you still havent put me in you top 8 slut guts. what you been doin? iam home now. not long till you go away so you had better write back to this you little, tight jean wearing girl. latro.
Wade 18 Jan 2006 11:10 AM
blog bashing hurt more too coz they hurt ur brain..
i once told the motherboard she should ride a stand up...coz she is known for getting tubed out island on her mack77...and she got really cut at me and starting throwing gigabytes and kilobytes at my head...
Melanies Space Ship 30 Mar 2006 6:40 PM
babies means family
family means mariage
mariage means divorce
divorce means lawyers
lawyers mean money
money means work
work means career
career means the future
the future means a new begining
a new begining means life
life leads to love
love leads to a girl or boy
a girl or boy leads to sex
sex leads to fun
fun leads to friends
friends lead to good times
good times lead to memories
memories remind me of you
im not sure if that all made sense but it took me awhile to finish each phrase
Sally Foord 8 Jan 2006 11:20 PM
hellllllllllloyouuuu uuuuu. remember me? i remember you! broseph/. hahahahaha
goshhhh its been a while.you were tha boy i used to have a crush on. nothings changed. hahahaha KIDDING BRO~!!
wats going on in thirroul. ive been out there a bit acttttttually. havent seen you. or u would know by now. still on hols?/ sammmmmmmeeeeeeee eff yesssss!! theyre going awesome thanks.
oh and my new years & chrissy was alrighttoo. im so sick of people asking me that lol..
so dont.
love ya BUDDAY
sal - (remember)?
x
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