Monday, December 28, 2009

Comments from My Space Past

MySPace was so crazy. I swear between the age of 19 and 21 i did not understand how to speak to a female unless it was within the realms of cyberspace. Gigabytes and googaplexes and megatrons and harddrives and ram are way hotter than boobs any way. These posts seem out of control, to my little mind at least.

24 Jan 2006 10:34 PM- From Deleted Account
i wana hav ur babies.
bahahaha like hell hehe
wats doin skank?
u kno only the koolest ppl wear theyre big sunnies in the nite time.& since u wont i declare u a major nerd.

u just wish u were as kool as me cos im gonna b stylein with my sunnies in the dark
woooooooooooooot
that is all.
show me sum loveeeee damn it

much lovelove.x


1 Mar 2006 8:42 PM- Rebecca Jobson
u pashed my bitch.
lucky you.

28 Feb 2006 11:08 PM- Nick McMullen
i get down he lifts me up againg i get down he lifts me up againg evrytime i get down he lifts me up.....some catchy god song but not to far off ur situation i will re-assess ur worthiness and c weather u can be lifted to a higher myspace ranking.......nah ill put u higher

7 Mar 2006 9:04 PM- Matticks Neighbour part 2
you think im cute? ohh dex! haha mattick the boy is a love but yeah think he needs his head read hahaha okl its a deal ill find you a wife... yeah hes good love that wade boy he makes my heart beat awwww mwa

7 Mar 2006 8:46 PM- Matticks Neighbour part 1
awkardness is fun haha ohh of wollongong thought you had left and gone north? haha ahhhhhhhhhhh shhh i have a crush on you too... haha ill find you a lil glamour that you can smoother with love and affection.. hmmm mattick has a big mouth! i dont think wade said a thing and im not just covering for that husband of myne

21 Mar 2006 9:59 PM- Brookey?
i dont think ur a emo
tight jeans r cool
<3 xx

19 Mar 2006 6:27 PM- Morgan Hives
You dominate Myspace.

16 Mar 2006 6:17 PM- Kade
listen here slut face, im comin down one day this w.e, better yet, come up to sydney for a night of wife searching mania on neutral turf . . heck yer

24 Mar 2006 11:54 AM- Jack Dobinson
oh yeh i forgot i do hate u, humm nah i think i was just saying that u or nick were tuning her which screwed ova my chance bahaha nah fuk who cares... well sat even better, there was no way i could have backed up im def thinking this wed i will be out. oh yeh surf trip sounds the goods we should arange something sometime. future wife wow humm there gotta be plenty of them at glasshouse

18 Apr 2006 3:37 PM- Morgan Hives
hey fag whats doing?
im in the OC, friiiiiiig
so sick over here
THAT many hot/rich chicks
how r the waves?

30 Apr 2006 2:28 PM- Jack Dobinson

u didnt make an appearence at the g-house last night???. oh and i got abused by another girl in there last night, so i abused her back told her she should die then she went and got the security guard...

29 Apr 2006 7:41 PM- Ben Tillman
The day Declantes is not keen for town is the day my/everyones world will end. haha.

25 Apr 2006 11:03 PM- Carly- Kades Ex Babe
yOU kNOW wHAT dEC, yOU kINDA sUCK..bUT oN tHE uPSIDE tHE dAY iS hERE wHERE i rEALISE i cAN nO lONGER cOMPETE wITH tHE lOVE fOR kADE fROM tHE bOYS iN tHE gONG..eNJOY hIM xO

16 May 2006 11:21 PM- Elle from Scotts Head
ahhhhhhhhaaa.

my lifes dream has always been to live in "thug mansion "..

fingers crossed...


ummmmmmmmm well the whole kicking the ball over the fence and putting on my cute little smile, works everytime...



it worked on youuuuu...

you loved it..

if we hadnt kicked that ball over the fence, you wouldnt have had an excuse to talk to me...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaha. .

you should be thankful of my sly little tactics..

: ]


gayyyy

xx

23 May 2006 11:46 PM- Luke Hales
The ever-so-wise words of declan... "you know what, I think I might end up Bi, you know, get the best of both worlds"
Ever So wise friend: "you gonna be the giver or taker?"
Declan's intelligent yet still gay reply "i think i might dish it out"
that convo finished differently, but had the same effect on my now traumatized mind... another interesting yet disturbing thing that your tall not-so hairy friend mentioned was, his urge to break you in.

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