Taking the Bull By the Horns

Tonight i was fanging home from a couple of mates house with my lovely little friend Adam Joel John Windgrave Green and we happened upon another one of my other chums Ratus P. Ratus, AKA Scooter Matua. While we were standing on the corner talking jive about Scottys fielding and Greeny's bicycle another hell man peddled up to where we were conversing and in a matter of fact fashion Scotty introduced him to us as the Guiness World Record holder for longest ride on a mechanical bull. Not only did this man hold such an illustrious acholade to his name, by he resides in my very own home town, what a friging hell man. What's more is this dude was incredibly modest, for when i inquired as to weather choicks were doiging his record he informed me that he was not totally sure as he didn't really tell anyone. So skits. Here is visual proof of his record, I am massively jelly. The mother bitches disabled the embedding by request, so here is a youtube link but frigging check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd60k5NnIbg