Well what can I say really, we went from such an amazing high last week to feeling like we just wanted to bloody kill someone this week, mailnly the ref, and possibly Dec McMullen, kidding Dec, but seriously u are a handballing piece of dog shit cheating crap burger on a shit sandwich, but that’s neither here nor there we still love you.
Anyway on to the game. Following last week’s thrashing of the league leaders it’s only natural that the buds were full of confidence and determination when the whistle sounded to begin the match. This confidence lasted about 2.5 seconds as Old Siam did what we did to warilla last week and scored very early in the match, the presence of zero linesman shrouded the opening goal in controversy as calls for offside fell on deaf ears and the invisible linesman was most probably fingering the refs arse pipe as we shouted for off side! Slightly rattled by the opening goal the buds swung into action and the equalizer beckoned as the buds turned ‘pump mode’ on and went to work. Following some good lead up play, Woodsy I think it was, sorry to whoever if it wasn’t, whipped a glorious ball in that missed everyone and fell to Debichellis/Handball/Dec M who aptly took the opportunity placed before him and smashed a not so easy volley into the back of the net 1-1. The buds confidence was back and we continued to take it to Old Siam, who had many great opportunities to score however Drew kept out some cracking shots out and it was us who netted the next goal with Ballsy getting to ball slightly before the keeper to send it whistling passed his face and into the back of the net 2-1. The next to score was the ref who awarded a dubious penalty to Thai that saw them convert a spot kick from 12 yards out 2-2. Im not entirely sure how thai scored their 3rd goal but most likely it was that bloody Brazilian bloke schooling everyone then slamming home the goal, jeez that fella is good! During the second half the buds had ample opportunities to level the scores and if I’m correct we almost scored off three heading opportunities that came from precision crosses and free kicks. We persisted in our aggressive go forward attitude in order to snuff out the equalizer and when it finally came it came in true Buds fashion. The ball was whipped in off a corner by myself and I’m certain a few people went up to head it home but the ball ended up falling to 8 foot 11 inched Perry who fortuitously poked the ball home through a sea of legs, Tim Cahill 2006 world cup style. What transpired after the poke home was one the best celebrations of the year so far…the relief and excitement of knowing that he was off dick beer overwhelmed Perry who celebrated like he had just scored his first wristy of the school slut, it was amazing to witness and be a part of, watching him try to pull his shirt over his head was truly hilarious, it will go down in buds folklore..nice Pezza!!!!..the high of Perry’s goal was only shortly live as less than 5 minutes later and with the full time whistle looming Thai worked the ball into our box and from a thai cross, with extra satay suace, Dec M decided that it would be cool if he placed his hand on the ball, I have no idea why he did this, but his curiosity meant another 12 yard spot kick which was hammered home by the Brazilian 4-3. Seriously though Dec’s hand ball was not intentional at all and the ref was just being a ball licker and awarded the penalty, just one of the many retarded decisions he made throughout the game. Following the penalty there was no time left for the buds to recover, and we went down. The somber full time attitude told the tale of the match, there was no talk of ale flowing after the game like last week, most people said very little and skulked away in their cars and to the boos of the 2 buds fans that came to support us in the away fixture …all in all thai’s best player on the day got them over the line (the ref, he scored 2 goals).
Honorable mentions: the whole team, everyone played great and gave their blood sweat and tears for the team, we were just unfortunately beaten by the ref.
Something to remember: there are only two certainties in life you will either score for the rosebuds or you wont!!..in turn if u don’t u will drink from a goblet containing alcohol that has had every goals scorers dick dipped into in, there may be floating pubes in there, there may not be, u will drink from it regardless.
Some Buzz words to remember for next week:
• Tenacity
• Focus
• Friendship
• Top corner
• Shralp
• Nick McMullen
• Keep your hands to yourself (Dec M).
Sorry if I got the details wrong I whipped this report up very quickly and also who gives a fuck if I did get them wrong we lost anyway….xoxo gossip girl
Anyway on to the game. Following last week’s thrashing of the league leaders it’s only natural that the buds were full of confidence and determination when the whistle sounded to begin the match. This confidence lasted about 2.5 seconds as Old Siam did what we did to warilla last week and scored very early in the match, the presence of zero linesman shrouded the opening goal in controversy as calls for offside fell on deaf ears and the invisible linesman was most probably fingering the refs arse pipe as we shouted for off side! Slightly rattled by the opening goal the buds swung into action and the equalizer beckoned as the buds turned ‘pump mode’ on and went to work. Following some good lead up play, Woodsy I think it was, sorry to whoever if it wasn’t, whipped a glorious ball in that missed everyone and fell to Debichellis/Handball/Dec M who aptly took the opportunity placed before him and smashed a not so easy volley into the back of the net 1-1. The buds confidence was back and we continued to take it to Old Siam, who had many great opportunities to score however Drew kept out some cracking shots out and it was us who netted the next goal with Ballsy getting to ball slightly before the keeper to send it whistling passed his face and into the back of the net 2-1. The next to score was the ref who awarded a dubious penalty to Thai that saw them convert a spot kick from 12 yards out 2-2. Im not entirely sure how thai scored their 3rd goal but most likely it was that bloody Brazilian bloke schooling everyone then slamming home the goal, jeez that fella is good! During the second half the buds had ample opportunities to level the scores and if I’m correct we almost scored off three heading opportunities that came from precision crosses and free kicks. We persisted in our aggressive go forward attitude in order to snuff out the equalizer and when it finally came it came in true Buds fashion. The ball was whipped in off a corner by myself and I’m certain a few people went up to head it home but the ball ended up falling to 8 foot 11 inched Perry who fortuitously poked the ball home through a sea of legs, Tim Cahill 2006 world cup style. What transpired after the poke home was one the best celebrations of the year so far…the relief and excitement of knowing that he was off dick beer overwhelmed Perry who celebrated like he had just scored his first wristy of the school slut, it was amazing to witness and be a part of, watching him try to pull his shirt over his head was truly hilarious, it will go down in buds folklore..nice Pezza!!!!..the high of Perry’s goal was only shortly live as less than 5 minutes later and with the full time whistle looming Thai worked the ball into our box and from a thai cross, with extra satay suace, Dec M decided that it would be cool if he placed his hand on the ball, I have no idea why he did this, but his curiosity meant another 12 yard spot kick which was hammered home by the Brazilian 4-3. Seriously though Dec’s hand ball was not intentional at all and the ref was just being a ball licker and awarded the penalty, just one of the many retarded decisions he made throughout the game. Following the penalty there was no time left for the buds to recover, and we went down. The somber full time attitude told the tale of the match, there was no talk of ale flowing after the game like last week, most people said very little and skulked away in their cars and to the boos of the 2 buds fans that came to support us in the away fixture …all in all thai’s best player on the day got them over the line (the ref, he scored 2 goals).
Honorable mentions: the whole team, everyone played great and gave their blood sweat and tears for the team, we were just unfortunately beaten by the ref.
Something to remember: there are only two certainties in life you will either score for the rosebuds or you wont!!..in turn if u don’t u will drink from a goblet containing alcohol that has had every goals scorers dick dipped into in, there may be floating pubes in there, there may not be, u will drink from it regardless.
Some Buzz words to remember for next week:
• Tenacity
• Focus
• Friendship
• Top corner
• Shralp
• Nick McMullen
• Keep your hands to yourself (Dec M).
Sorry if I got the details wrong I whipped this report up very quickly and also who gives a fuck if I did get them wrong we lost anyway….xoxo gossip girl
Heres a couple of clips that document my inspiration.
Dec M decided that it would be cool if he placed his hand on the ball, I have no idea why he did this, but his curiosity meant another 12 yard spot kick which was hammered home by the Brazilian 4-3.....probably the best thing i have ever read. to bad small hair!
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