2 more little sleeps

For the next couple of months i officially hate every person who aligns themselves with England and all that it stands for. The Mighty Boosh, Russell Brand, The Queen, even all those Brit pop hellman out there. As far as im concerned they are all a bunch of wankers. While the reason behind these almost unbelievable claims may seem cryptic, in reality it is all very simple. The batsmen will ask for middle and leg and the first ball of The Ashes will be sent down wednesday. Once again the ancient urn will be on the line as the skits wads from Australia will take on the overly confident, some may say arrogant, England. You see they are throwing out these ridiculous theories that just because we will be fanging out to the centre square in the first test with a bunch of Ashes rookies that we have no chance. I think they are kidding themselves. Check this video of a particular Ashes debut about 15 years ago, i can assure you England are still weeing their little panty wants thinking about it.