I Couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp of grammar

Yeah you know the dudes around here are fond of a nice turn of phrase. Wordsmiths we like to call them. The humans that take what we all see with our eye balls all day long and make it into something beautiful to read off a page. However, horror of horrors, this is not your typical blog about some skits poet taking drugs negging and capturing each thought with his pen or smashing speed and going on a week long binge of inspiration. We have all heard of the anti christ. Well consider this as the anti smith. You all know the type, the twenty year old teeny bopper that writes formal documents in the same way your 14 year old sibling talks on msn when they are doing their utmost to stay hip. This invitation was forwarded to me by a concerned young lady, it is 100% real. Check this shit out and lose your mind.


WELL HEY HEY, ITS PARTY TIME 4 MEE...
AS U ALL NO MY 21ST IS APPROACHING N WAT BETTER WAY 2 CELEBRATE WIF MY NEAREST N DEAREST FRENDS: AND YES YES U R :)

WELL ITS NOTHING 2 EXTRAVAGENT PART FROM DINNER N BASICALLY WATEVA N WHEREVER THE NIGHT TAKES US...

SO HERE IS ALL THE INFO U NEED 2 NO

WHEN: 20TH JUNE 2009

WHERE: DINNER IS GONNA B @ FONTANA

TIME: 7.30 FOR DINNER THEN CLUBBIN N DRINKING DUNNO

DRESS CODE: WELL THE THEME IS GONNA B BLACK N WHITE, BUT IF U DONT HAVE I GUESS RED IS AN EXCEPTION 2

NOW I DONT MIND IF U BRING UR PARTNERS OR FRENDS WIF U ASLONG AS U TELL ME #Z 2 BOOK DINNER. @ FONTANA ITS BYO AND SORY 2 DISSAPOINT U ALL BUT U PAY URSELF

RSVP 12/6/09

JUZ RSVP ME BI EMAILIN ME BACK 2 HERE N I HOPE I GET 2 C U ALL THERE COS ITS 1 NIGHT IM GONNA WANNA REMEMBER WELL TRY 2 REMEMBER 4 EVA COS UR 21 ONCE, WELL ACORDIN 2 SUM MORE THAN THAT...


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