
Holly shit. I was watching the University of Wollongong charity cricket match this afternoon, which was being televised just before the final Australia V Sri Lanka One Day International. During the game I saw a typically beautiful bowling action and stride being repped. It is not unusual for me to lose my mind a little bit over a glorious piece of cricketing, however I have not yet seen cricket being played by a massive babe, this babe was Australian womans cricketer Ellyse Perry. Fresh from the orthodontist, with her braces removed and chompers set in a glorious smile, Perry was rocking a cute little smudge of zink on her nose and promptly bowling ex international dude batsmen.
That sent me off into some sort of glorious fantasy worl where my cricket would quickly improve by going down the nets on a daily basis with my dream babe as we took turns batting and bowling and her coaches (and no doubt her as well) would give me a plethora of little hints to tighten up my technique and ultimately shralp the Sutherland Shire B5 comp.
If this is not enough, Ellyse is also rocking around in the cricket off season, sending in crosses and slide tackling her shapely teets off playing soccer for Australias international team, the Matilda's.
Here is a little bit of info I shralped from Wikipoedia (not adequate in academic papers but more than sufficient for this blog)
Ellyse Alexandra Perry (born 3 November 1990) is an Australian sportswoman who made her debut for both the Australian cricket and football (soccer) teams at the age of 16. She played her first cricket international in July 2007 before earning her first football cap for Australia a month later. Perry is the youngest person, male or female, to represent Australia in cricket.

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